Nursing Home Drivers Talking
At a nursing home, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains.
"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
"I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," replied another.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third.
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another contributed.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man.
Then there was a short moment of silence. -
"Thank God we can all still drive," said one woman cheerfully.
What reasons do you put on your accident claim forms?
I blew my horn, but it would not work as it had been stolen.
I unfortunately ran over a pedestrian, and the old gentleman was taken to hospital, much regretting the circumstances.
I thought the side window was down, but it was up, as I found when I put my head through it.
A truck backed through my windscreen into my wife's face.
I ran into a shop window, and sustained injuries to my wife.
I misjudged a lady crossing the street.
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house, and collided with a tree I haven't got.
I left my car unattended for a minute, when by accident or design, it ran away.
The other car collided with mine, without giving any warning of its intentions.
Don't try this at home!!
